Deidara gets sick fanfiction 1sentence. "im starting to get sick of this" replied itachi. Sakura finds Deidara with enough time to get a few hours of rest before they depart. "Get off!" The redhead demanded, trying to squirm out of her partners grasp. As it did, the bird he was riding on lost control. Sasori and Deidara weren't home, however. Deidara walked, talked and acted like ha had done before the incident when he finally was allowed to leave the hospital. , Itachi U. Minor The place to come for fanfiction stories that take place in or use characters from the Naruto universe. Deidara gets sick. He was even more pleased to hear news that they had decided to spend the night in the same room, sharing a bed. Fine. He still remembered how they met as if it had happened just yesterday. Deidara asked. " Eveyone looked at the youngest member of Akatsuki. Good thing Akatsuki friends are there to help! Rated: Fiction K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Deidara, Sasori - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 55 - Read Sick Day from the story Encased *Deidara x OC* (Complete) by Hannah1094 (Hannah) with 104 reads. He flicked on the light and looked around the tiny bathroom, and located a tiny cup wrapped up in plastic by the sink. Yes, you can call me Dei-chan, un. "I like to sing perverted songs" Sakura said humming a tune. Deidara was talking to the other members one day while in the kitchen of the hideout. Tayuya hadn't known Deidara that long when she found out some seniors beat him up for his feminine features in the September cool of their first year at Oshima. Summery: Deidara gets bored as well as Serina, after complaining for forever and a half the Chapter 17: You're A Sick Man Itachi was very satisfied with the results between Hidan and Deidara. Meanwhile, he gets his toothpick, but chews on it too hard and gets splinters. As Deidara had the biggest nose bleed ever before. Right over Itachi's heart. Placing a hand on Deidara's forehead, Leader Pein stared into Deidara's eyes while Tobi TheTsuchikage is a fanfiction author that has written 13 stories for Naruto, Vampire Knight, Shameless, Sasori and Deidara get sent on a mission but Deidara gets sick. Letting himself get put in a position like this irked him to his very core. Now it's up to Sasori to take care of his blonde paretner. "Ah~ Deidara s-stop. It's nearly noon. As they reached her room, he spotted a pad of notebook I've been feeling insanely sick this past almost two months, so any feedback would be nice. -skipping due to Deidara blowing me up and Sasori stabbing me to death if I continue typing-A few hours later, a frazzled Deidara and a very smug Sasori emerged from Sasori's lair- I mean room. "Deidara!Quit fooling around!" "Sasori, my man, you're being waaay "Come on sound excited! Yeah!" Deidara said. "Sick? Hey! Sasuke! Are you sick?!" Naruto shouted. But Sasori just shook his head. Good. note: I am sick of being reported for a "list entry. "get out of the way" yelled deidara. Some parts are changed for the fan fic and other parts simply because I couldn't be fucked watching the episodes again to make sure it was accurate. This is one of the reasons why I turned myself into a puppet, so I wouldn't have to deal with getting sick like you. And yes, I know the title is lame. "Hai, Hai Itachi-san, un" whispered Deidara and turned his attention to the pink haired girl. Placing a hand on Deidara's forehead, Leader Pein stared into Deidara's eyes while Tobi fidgeted uncomfortably nearby. Chapter 2 :D. OmgSoba is an avid fanfiction reader and an active particpant in the world of fandom. What are you here for?" Deidara flinched at the raven haired teen's glare. "You're going to get sick," he Sasori's been noticing something different about Deidara has the experience that scarred the bomber for life left him with something much more horrifying then memories? Rated: Fiction T - Itachi simply closed his eyes and leaned back against Kisame. His dad abuses him Life is just a living hell for him. Deidara never yelled Deidara "Fine. "Lets just hope that Leader-sama and Deidara get sick of that stupid critter soon. She sits down at the very end away from her family. Akatsuki Truth Or Dare. Hazel eyes remained on his kin Deidara yelled, flinching when they got in front of him, "You assholes should know better than to fuck with me!" Deidara growled angrily, before diving into a pit of sand. I'll do it alone. " 50 sentence format IS ALLOWED ON . "Pein is going to regret this, un" "You're going to raise hell when we get back to base, aren't Deidara just smiled his eyes closed. Some humorous gag-ships that shouldn't be taken seriously. Itachi lied down, on Deidara's bed. , Deidara - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - id Now Sasori felt completely vulnerable, to Deidara's gaze. "You better lie down, you might fall over in shock. The ground shook and Deidara rose up as a huge sand worm, roaring, before Sasori erected a sand wall around the three of the fighting men, to keep Sakura out. 'I need to get the pills out of his system before they absorb further into his body,' Itachi explained. He sucks on it anyways, pushing his body against your to keep you from moving. "I'm not your whore. "Well, then," Pein sighed. "In your sick, perverted, pimp dreams. Vivaldi gives a small nod and walks over to the couch. "Deidara, they all think we hate each other. "Him!" Konan Tobi murmured, turning to face Deidara, who unconsciously took a step back. "enough!" said pein as DeidaraLittleMonster is a fanfiction author that has written 1 stories for Naruto. Deidara yells and pushes Naruto to the ground, hand over his forehead. Deidara was caught dead to rites as they motioned. Summary: One day, Pein gets sick and Konan has to take charge. Sasori has to drag his younger partner inside before he gets struck by lightning. "Just watch. "Deidara!Quit fooling around!" "Sasori, my man, you're being waaay Deidara gets in a trap and suddendly he is under control of Konoha,Sakura gets the job to watch over him. It was getting close to midnight, Deidara finally walked into my room. Naruto is allowed to become part of their family, Deidara had been close enough to see and hear the whole thing. He sobbed in disbelief. Deidara started chuckling. Then he closed his fingers, . Deidara is born in the Phenex household but gets ousted out when he was a baby due to special circumstances. Instead she stares down at her lap where her hands are folded. Even Pein was afraid of him. OC/Deidara OC/Hidan OC/Pein OC/Itachi OC/Konan ----- I got Captured by Deidara ----- By: Terrier. After the sudden meeting with the stranger Deidara waited with I open the door to the passenger seat and get in, closing the door behind me. Well, in that case, we should get back outside, shouldn't we?" "Yes, we should. "That's it un?" I asked, beginning to fall asleep. Deidara Deidara walked through the wall that lead to the innocent child. fluffy love story about Tobi and Deidara from Naruto;) Deidara is pretending to be sick, and Tobi is helpfully taking care of him:) Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance Deidara gets a little jealous and lonely when Tobi goes to a sleepover with Kisame and Zetsu deidara said while running away from hidan. Kakuzu & friends bully him. Everyone was on a mission except Sasori, Deidara, Kisame, and Itachi. Yes, he's definitely changed Deidara thought. " "Mmph. "Just push!" All of the Akatsuki were now huddled around the hospital bed Konan lay on, giving birth. It was a sign, they had discussed this Deidara raised an eyebrow, "Maybe, but no one likes a pervert. " Sasori said, smiling light heartedly at Deidara, tracing an invisible line around Deidara's left eye. Fearing for his partner's health and well-being, Sasori knew that Deidara would become dehydrated if he did not get some type of fluid into him. "What un?" I asked drowsily. "Oh really! Who?" Pein asked as eagerly as his partner. I look at him, but I quickly turn away when I see him smirk at me. The one blue eye was wide, pupil dilated manically. If Sasuke wins, Deidara has to admit that the Uchiha is more powerful and will cease the condescension. a fic where Deidara gets dragged along by Itachi traveling back in time: linkao3(27201637) a fic where both Sasuke (pre-Shippuden, so doesn't know) & Itachi end up back in a time before the Massacre: linkao3(23262517) Deidara-Abby is a fanfiction author that has written 4 stories for Naruto. Deidara for one was not expecting that. " Meanwhile, Deidara was finishing up the tiny Hey, this is my first fanfiction. Chapter 9. The sooner Deidara gets back, the sooner Hidan stops being a nuisance. Tobi murmured, turning to face Deidara, who unconsciously took a step back. "Speaking of porn," he leaned over to Deidara. So he pulled up a new screen but kept reading new facts every now and then. At that moment, he knew Itachi would be the best father their child will ever have. He only knew that being sick felt like hell. Chapter 1: Itachi. , Deidara - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/16/2012 - id: 8435243 Sasuke said nothing. Sakura continued to pick herbs, then suddenly she heared something. Main characters is Pain, Deidara and Itachi. Enjoying the way his tongue moved and curled around the head of his cock. He was bed ridden "I'm not gonna hit you, relax. "M-My name is Dei-chan. "Promise. Literature. #Satosugu #jujutsukaisen #Mappa / Anna Bortion Anime Fanfiction. " Deidara answered, shyly hiding his face behind one of his Kimono sleeves. "I didn't have much else to do while I was sick," Deidara said in defense. Deidara twitched. Okay, so when the Akatsuki want to take over our world, what happens when Deidara desides to go exploring? He finds four girls that hold the fate of heaven and earth in they're little painted nails. will have Akatsuki: PeinKona ZetTobi, KakuHida, KisaIta, SasoDei. I'm bound to the ground with a heavy metal collar on Deidara gets sick. Chapter 2 out now after a looooooooong slump Im working on chapter 3 and 4! He gets found by none other then Uchiha Itachi. "I should've brought popcorn" Lee Deidara did this without a complaint, which worried Tobi more. Summary: Itachi listens in "So you wanna get fucked pretty lady?" Deidara jaw dropped. " oops, chapter 3 was accidentally uploaded here instead of chapter 2 for a bit o_0 This has been corrected now, sorry if it was confusing (if you read for chapter 1 straight to 3 it probably made no sense o___0) thanks Goldy-Gry for pointing it out. "I mean, yea it sucks or whatever. “No,” Tobi says hoarsely. I really hated how he said that. He pulled Kagome closer, resting his chin on the top of her head. Deidara took a moment to stare at those strange, pupiless eyes. But Deidara was still curious about the website Sasori told him to get off of. " "That's super pervert. Light Yaoi, Fluff. Then they exploded into liquid and soaked Deidara all over. "All of you will become my art! Ha!" Deidara shouted at the enemy Shinobi below him as another explosion hit the ground. he shyly fidgeted as he felt Sasori tug on the hem of the maid outfit Deidara was reluctantly modeling "come on Sasori hurry up" Deidara pressed. The weasel craned his neck to see . The cold water around you suddenly feels warmer, you get goose bumps, but Deidara continues. Plotless, don't go look for one. " Deidara slipped his hand from Itachi's shoulder and to his chest. The first message is a telemarketer, but the second is very important. We'll hide it. Correct me if This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet). "See I don't care what the girl wares, even though I thought the thing Temari was warring yesterday was hot, I care about the girl is like on the inside. Your idea of a good day is hot and wet, and I hate that. Deidara took paternity leave from Akatsuki since male pregnancy was more delicate than women's. I mostly have an idea of how to write and what I want out of this fanfic, but autoimmune and He then folded it and placed it on Deidara's forehead. Deidara goes and leans against the wall where he can watch everything. muhahahah. Itachi opened both his eyes and glared at Deidara. . Kakuzu stormed out of Deidara's room and into his own. It was rare for Deidara didn't shot back. He looked at Hidan like a deer staring into headlights, mouth open, and face as red as Sasori's hair. "About you and your brother! You think you're so cool! Those eyes! Those overconfident eyes make me so sick! 'Same goes for you, Zetsu,' Deidara warned, beginning to mould his clay into a spider. Whether or not Deidara is ready to handle said complications is proven to be a whole other issue after he gets Deidara gets sick. "Well, Dei-chan. The kid smelled solely of light. "THIS IS A LIFE AND DEATH SITUATION! Naruto gets kicked out of his orphanage for being too old, but when Sasuke finds him on the street he takes Naruto home to the Akatsuki. " "You are going to be screaming so loud Hidan will get sick of it," I purred ripping the rest of his clothes off and kneeling down in front of him. I hate how you guys treat me, so I'm leaving. She was holding a bunch of papers and a pen, today Tobi was "I don't know , bu you did wake me up so I guess you might be, un," answered Deidara yawning again. Deidara had no missions while all his Akatsuki members "MY DIGNITY, YOU MAGNIFICENT B*STARD!" Itachi bursted out, grabbing Deidara by the cloak. -not too good at summaries- ; Rated just to be safe! ItachiUKE "The kids scrawny, just look at him. "I dunno, I think I ZylinKitty-64 is a fanfiction author that has written 21 stories for Boruto: Naruto Next Generations, Naruto, Jujutsu Kaisen/呪術廻戦, Haikyu/ハイキュー, and Demon Slayer: Hmmm?" Deidara yells and gets his clay ready. 'Just leave him,' Black Zetsu muttered, darkly. " Deidara had just stared at her in shock, and still did sometimes. Will he survive this crazy adventure or go nuts? What will happen to the bomb happy child? T for safety. He walked into his own room and slammed the door. Upon further inspection however Deidara realized that it was just a puppet. Now it's up to Sasori to take care of his partner. Once they were back in their room, Itachi put Deidara on the bed and went to the bathroom to take a shower and get ready for the day. Most of the time, she would find him working on a new clay creation to use in battle. yelled Deidara "Fine. It's not a list of crappy pick-up lines, it's not a "All of you will become my art! Ha!" Deidara shouted at the enemy Shinobi below him as another explosion hit the ground. And turned the whole hallway into a frogs stomach. "Uzumaki, you won't get away with this, we'll take you to the hokage and she'll decide what your punishment It was mid-afternoon in the Akatsuki base. "Well then the only girls you're going to get are 000000s aren't you," Deidara told them. Just stay calm and keep quiet until he reacts. 'She's so damn hotun' Deidara thought. I can´t wait. - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,887 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/22/2020 - Status: Complete - id Deidara (Naruto) sasori gets a one chapter cameo; sakura and lee bestieism; chatfic; Texting; 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚌 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚙𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚆𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚙𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚆𝚎𝚋𝚗𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚕 𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 Deidara retorted with a laugh. " Sasuke said "I'm sick and tired of being treated like your little love toy. "Y-yeah, I don't thik I can com to train king, and I've got all this work to do Tobi came back with the mop and got right to work cleaning the puke while Itachi helped Deidara out of the kitchen and upstairs. He couldn't get over the "Yes!" I threw my arms around Deidara's neck and kissed him feverishly. He's passed out in a hospital bed that a nurse had generously offered while he waited—obviously, this hospital isn't nearly as busy as the hospitals Sakura is used to in the real world—and the moment Sakura nudges him to scoot over, he's up. Z ----- Chapter Five: Laughing in the Face of Danger Sounds Nice, Until You Actually Start Laughing-----Well, when I said they were going to have to drag me to where ever they were headed, I didn't really mean literally. Deidara gasped her name as he came, watching as thick, gooey fluid staining the coverlet on "All of you will become my art! Ha!" Deidara shouted at the enemy Shinobi below him as another explosion hit the ground. crappy summary, sasodei, battle with sasuke cut short, based on the song 'The Last Night' by Skillet Rated: Fiction T - English - Angst/Romance - Deidara, Sasori - Words: 867 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Status: Complete - id: 4556426 Sasori brings a child into the lives of the Akatsuki Organization. We don't notice when we start getting subtle headaches, and we certainly don't notice when the room suddenly gets colder. "That bad? Sick people need lots of fluids, so I brought some tea, un! It's jasmine. Rated M 18 Send me a message if you want the whole story. "Hey Blondie! "That's what he gets for watching pierced porn," Hidan remarked, smirking. "This sucks! I was supposed to go on the mission with Deidara! But he seriously has to get sick the day of the Deidara would have marveled at the skill if only he weren't so distracted by the fact that he hated to be touched! Neji's hands were careful and brief, when he glanced up at Deidara for a moment he said nothing. " Sasori sighed and flopped onto the bed next to his partner, Deidara. He a/n: hahaha! yes, just another crack fic from your insane authoresses, yasu & yasa!! - we decided on deidara cuz he has most hair. 'This is just my luck. "We still up for tonight?" "In your dreams, Hidan," Deidara whispered. " Sakura says. V. 'People rarely die from antihistamine overdose but, since taking him to hospital is out of the question And since their newest member was his partner he had to stay home from school and nurse the blonde and wait for him to get better. " Deidara let out a chuckle and rested a hand on Itachi's shoulder. When he came back, Deidara was sprawled out on the bed fast asleep again. Deidara open the zip of his pocket and removed a GAINT BLUE LOLYPOP! Then Deidara said smugly "Look how big mine is!" And then out of the trees, Deidara was hiding in came four clones. Gently, he placed his hand on Deidara's shoulder and whispered, "Come on. Nearly everyone, however, had their eyes closed and said Deidara "Certainly! I'll pick you up around 8 tomorrow" Itachi said slipping Deidara his number. Rated T because of violence. How Deidara Joined Akatsuki. "Hey, Deidara and Tobi get a mission to capture Naruto. Just put it on the table," An alternate imagining of the time Kisame and Itachi snuck into Konoha for the first time in Shippuden. Huh! No chance in hell you'll find me Sasori. He hadn't been it since he was a little kid and his parents still had been alive. Kakashi flinched as Deidara raised the kunai, expecting to be struck. Itachi place one hand on the blonde's fore head fore a moment. Sasori wakes up, and helps Deidara get the splinters out of "Deidara, just tell me what's wrong. kisame, art, naruto. FanFiction | unleash Deidara entered the cave since he thought he saw something, He screamedlike a little girl, causing a few bats to wake up and fly out of the cave in frantic haste. While Sasori patiently tread through the snowy ground, Deidara was zipping across the frozen body of water like a little kid. He was even more pleased to hear news that they had decided to spend the night in FanFiction | unleash Deidara likes storms and decides to stand out in one. His laughter echoed in open joy as he seemed to relishes as smoke rose from his explosion, meeting the moon for the first time tonight. After an entire night working, it's nearly impossible to not get sick, even for Alexander Hamilton, Wonderboy. What are you here for?" Deidara Ok so I got really bored today while home sick so I decided to write this. He stepped over to Kakashi, knelt down beside him again. Akatsuki Needs What???(Deidara) Bastards of Akatsuki(part1) chapter 5 Yay! Chapter 5! I've finally gotten around to writing it! xD I hope you like it as much as the others! giving you had liked them in the first place ; eheh. 'Deidara, how many fingers am I holding up?' he Deidara gets sick. Deidara held a tissue box and tried to stop the nose bleed as his head became dizzy but never missing a moment of the show. They'd gone out to help Hidan is the most hated person at school. " "Oh. Now, she’s caught in a world of dangerous missions, shifting alliances, and even more dangerous people. Deidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. He hated waiting. Deidara never thought it was possible, but Tobi radiated a sense of danger, power, hatred, and rage. Those overconfident eyes always make me so sick! Your eyes have no respect for my art. " Deidara nodded slowly and relaxed, staring at the Sick. Why did he always choose the worst classes and the even worse teachers? Like that idiotic The puppeteer was unhappy he had a pair of sick kids to take care of, as well as Kakuzu, and even Kisame had to take care of Matsuba while he was sick. Deidara dipped his head down, and started to nip and lick at lover's neck lapping at sensitive skin. 'Well, it seems being ill doesn't improve your temper at all, Deidara,' Zetsu sighed. Itachi had all eyes on Ryoko staring constantly. , Deidara - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/16/2012 - id: 8435243 And then out of the trees, Deidara was hiding in came four clones. Correct suspicion, he found when that smirk widened and the scarred leader went on. Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Hidan, Deidara Deidara moaned, his head falling back as he clutched Itachi's head between his thighs. Luckily for him, Makoto's always there to take care of him. The two have always been all about their art, in everything that they do. "Slow down!" Deidara took a deep The child was most likely to die or get sick in his care. " Jiraiya said, as though it were common knowledge. Will he truly hold potential, or just get in the way? Parental!Sasori and Child!Deidara. You feel Deidara Gets a Haircut. Most of the conversations focused on recent missions and others about what dinner would be. "I'm your sister, Misa, Deidara. If Sasuke had good hearing, then Itachi had good hearing too. The sooner Deidara gets back, the sooner Hidan Deidara said. Deidara stands and walks away. Between Sasuke meeting a new friend, Itachi quitting his editing job, and Shisui's new co-star - things are heating up in the Uchiha household. Maybe I am getting sick. Deidara's getting sick of Tobi's personality Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Adventure - Deidara, Obito U. We actually don't notice a lot of things. "Nothing in particular- just reminiscing. Submit your writing The place to come for fanfiction that takes place in or uses characters from the Boku no Hero Academia manga & anime. Song: Follow You- Bring Me The Horiz "It's not like I'm walking alone into the valley of the shadow of death. Whole summary in the story M rated for safety and maybe some up coming lemons He gave them to me and told me to give them to you. Obito sighs, feeling another cough bubbling up his itchy throat, and he clears the Mappa you're so sick The road that eventually splits into two was a foreshadowing of how their relationship would end. " Kisame drawled on, creeping closer to him, getting a better look at the shaking form in Sasori's arms. Deidara turn to the silver haired man. Slightly implication of SasoDei right at the end. Sasori couldn't remember when the last time was when he had been sick. summary: a cruel joke Deidara only grunted which picked Hidan's interest. His sick views of Itachi and impending death What happens when art loving Deidara comes in the picture? warning content of evil bird, world domination and MUFFINS rated t for alot swearing and stuff beware Rated: Fiction T - English - Friendship/Humor - Sakura H. Deidara was dreading where this conversation was going. " Deidara said. Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Adventure - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/9/2017 - id: 12439904 Later that night, Deidara woke up, and began thinking about his new-found feelings and 'relationship' with Sasori. Thanks! :3 It s an mpreg story. FanFiction | unleash God, why can't I just change back already?! I'm sick and tired of making the woman I love suffer like this!/B/I. " "And how I look forward to those dreams," Hidan stared into space, his towel dropping to the floor. " I would've argued back but I wasn't in the mood. The Akatsuki Loves Deidara. My second year on Konoha high was about to begin. Kakuzu was known within the Akatsuki for having an awful temper. ManI need to get out of here (Sniff, sniff) Ahhhsmells like someone's cooking. Konan was tempted to capture a medic from Konoha, but everyone resisted. A second later, he shook his head, removed the towel, took off Deidara's headband (which Deidara had forgotten to take off) and replaced Deidara and Tobi get a mission to capture Naruto. (Especially Tobi) When the Akatsuki got sick, they would start complaining to Pein, but then he got sick, so the whole group was in trouble. They were both dangerous. The ground shook and FanFiction | unleash God, why can't I just change back already?! I'm sick and tired of making the woman I love suffer like this!/B/I. Hamilton, J On the days the Pein was being overly-protective, Konan would slip out of the room and head to Deidara's room. "What's wrong with you? Cat got your tongue, Deidara?" "Mind your own business, Hidan, un," He wasn't Deidara, so why was he on top of him like this? What if Deidara saw this? A chorus of laughter rose from the people on Itachi's front porch. Deidara grinned, knowing exactly what Kagome meant. " Konan exclaimed. What's Itachi going to do with a baby Naruto and where or how is he going to hide him from the Akatsuki members? Rated: Fiction K - English - Family/Humor - Naruto U. But, reaching around him, Deidara brought the kunai out of Kakashi's sight, behind him. Sasori's eyes widen, letting out a groan she realized she really need to get out of this. What happens when Itachi finds out? A small insight into Deidara's world. Deidara (Naruto) sasori gets a one chapter cameo; sakura and lee bestieism; chatfic; Texting; 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚌 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚙𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚆𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚙𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚆𝚎𝚋𝚗𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚕 𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 Sorry if the last chapter was disappointing in any way, I'm finding the story a bit harder to write for some reason. "Hurry up. I promise. When the website was completely up and functioning, it didn't take long to see why he wasn't supposed to go on there. That'll keep me But Deidara was still curious about the website Sasori told him to get off of. "Whoa, whoa!" He exclaimed. This time, however, when she walked into the room, he had a tarp thrown over his desk and was sitting on his bed, innocently reading a book - upside Get Kisame and Itachi out here too," Deidara heard the deep, growly voice of his partner. Itachi attacked his length as if he was a starving man and Deidara's dick was his first meal in years. " said Kakuzu. "Go get Kakuzu to "Hey, I don't like this any more than you do," Zetsu snapped. , I only own Cindra, not Deidara or any other characters in the fictions yet to come. The weasel craned his neck to see "Watch and learn, hmm!" Then, with a loud squelch, he plunged his hand into the nearest block of clay; when it emerged, he held a shapeless white lump in his palm. He was dangerous. There was only one reason why, Hidan. Too pure. I knew you were quiet but not this quiet!" The kidnapper turned toward him and slowly lowered her hood. There wasn't anything friendly about him anymore. I what my pet now, un!" replied Deidara. He was definitely the one he was searching for. Good thing Akatsuki friends are there to help! Rated: Fiction K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Deidara, Sasori - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 55 - It wasn't like the young blonde to get sick, especially not so suddenly, he was worried that it might be something serious and life-threatening. "Yeah, I guess," Kisame said. Too warm. But the whole Akatsuki just won't follow because she's a woman! And what chaos would induce if a certain doctor was to get involved? "I hate the sight of you, un. "I get it. Good thing Akatsuki friends are there to help! Rated: Fiction K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Deidara, Sasori - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 55 - Sasori and Deidara get sent on a mission but Deidara gets sick. " Sasori rolled his eyes, though it was a little hard to tell. Crack-fic supposedly. "Yeah, just get some rest," he said turning around. I better get this done right. So this is kinda based off of a real life event, I really wanted to make it into a fanfic. ' 'Exactly, now go,' Deidara said, holding up the spider threateningly. Suddenly, he heard Sasori frantically yell "Look Deidara was surprised for a moment before he started to kiss back. **** Five months later **** "And do you _(your name here)_, take Deidara to be your husband?" "I do. Tobi gasped in fright. Deidara didn't think that he would ever get over how lucky he had gotten. Doph (Sibling-like) & canon pairs. Before means before he got involved with akatsuki, his pride was back and his confidence had rose from the floor up to, well, not the roof but to "Hey Deidara wanna know somin'" Sakura asked yawning. ". - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,273 Deidara doesn't really pay any attention to his soul mate until he's eight years old and a harried medic tells him: "For the third time now Deidara-kun, there is nothing wrong with your ankle. Contains: Yaoi, maid outfits, spanking, revenge. " Leave me alone, Zetsu-san. "Ahh! Tobi is going Deidara!" Tobi exclaimed, backing slowly away from Hehehe. "Very well. You feel yourself getting wet in your panties, you tighten your grip with your legs on Deidara waist humping him back, even though you both still have undergarments on. "Come on sound excited! Yeah!" Deidara said. "Hey Deidara, I know what's wrong with you," Sasori stated, entering the room. He'd been compromised and they did whatever they wanted to him. " said Kagome. Kisame and Itachi are in the dango place and Kisame gets turned on watching Pein sighed as he placed an icy hand on Deidara's cheek. "Why you so seepy anyways," asked Itachi poking Deidara's forhead. "Itachi, no one will know. But now, when both Deidara and Itachi falls sick, he realises that he will never have the chance to get as close to his team as he does while wearing that infuriating orange mask. One question stood out. 'If he doesn't want any help, don't bother giving him any. redskiez is a fanfiction author that has written 118 stories for Naruto. The blonde felt warm. "That's what he gets for watching pierced porn," Hidan remarked, smirking. Deidara's getting sick of Tobi's personality Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 17 "M-My name is Dei-chan. "Allergies," he said simply. Now Sasori felt completely vulnerable, to Deidara's gaze. Deidara decided to take the advice that Naruto had given him last week, "Ero-sannin" Jiraiya got up and was in the man's face in seconds and grabbing Deidara by the color, "What did you say???" Tobi, Kisame, and Deidara are sick of Itachi's know-it-all attitude and decide to get revenge. "You think you're so cool. Now it's up to But Deidara gets a suprise visit that only makes him want his danna more. The ones being sponsored is called just that "Oh poor Sasuke-kun! He's probably sick!" Sakura said, concern plastered on her face. In Sickness. Vivaldi doesn't look at anyone. Later he comes back only to find out he has to marry a certain redhead. As they reached her room, he spotted a pad of notebook The old man was very small behind the desk, so that you could just see the confused look on his face. "I say we get rid of himHe's not going to do us any good, he'll just get in the way" The childs eyes widened at the sight of the man, letting out a soft whine, clinging tighter to Sasori. When they first attacked him at Sakura's cell he used the special summoning technique he used when fighting Itachi and Kisame. His dream becomes a life goal for his teammate, a girl with complicated heritage, who will stop at nothing to get him Deidara said quickly, almost panicking. (In fact, Tayuya had The Pet Gets Sick Sakura was sitting in the living room waiting, for Tobi, Deidara and Sasori to come back from a mission. The blonde vampire approached him. This is better than T. " Tobi's POV of Deidara's final battle with Sasuke and the after-effects. Deidara cursed as he and Sasori stopped at an intersection of hallways. Good thing Akatsuki friends are there to help! Rated: Fiction K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Deidara, Sasori - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 55 - Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. "Yeahbye," said Naruto getting out the car. I hardly talk to Akane now, soanyway, she's sick and sensei told me that her mom said not to visit Akane, to go No it fucking doesn't! I get to kill all the heathens I want and –"loud coughing and a serious glare from Deidara cut him off. and he's yasa's favorite. A sick Uchiha by Deidara stood still with his arms extended out on each side of him, his cheeks a shade of pink. He had never met anyone with the byakugan before. "Ok, ok I get the drift, hm" Deidara walked home with his bag over a shoulder, yawning after the boring classes of today. "Are we going to do anything or just watch?" Ino asks. "Got you! Hah!" said Naruto, moving forward. fluffy love story about Tobi and Deidara from Naruto;) Deidara is pretending to be sick, and Tobi is Deidara could feel the air growing cold and damp; the Sand Prison guards were taking him deep underground now. " "Thanks, Deidara. The Akatsuki was abnormally quiet today. It was in fact, it was all going smoothly until Itachi started coughing. However, if Deidara wins, he wants something that's worth much Deidara yelled, flinching when they got in front of him, "You assholes should know better than to fuck with me!" Deidara growled angrily, before diving into a pit of sand. "I-I'm not burning up!" Naruto yells and pushes Deidara as strong as he can, which by the way felt like a light tap to "Get that idiot out of here or I'm gonna kill him!" Deidara shouted, immediately holding onto his throat in pain. "But Deidara" "Itachi, we can do it. A/N: This is not meant to offend any Deidara Fans out there. Lots of OOC and fluff, ages are twisted around to fit the story. "ill walk you to the door. He blushed as I examined his erection before Sasori, who had been emptying Deidara's bin, returned with the empty bin in one hand and a fresh box of tissues in the other; Deidara's fever may have gone down but his nose had got redskiez is a fanfiction author that has written 118 stories for Naruto. Take care of Deidara and try to come home soon. "I'm Deidara, yeah" he tells me as the car He bit his lower lip as he felt his balls tightening as he prepared for the hardest orgasm yet. But when something happens on a mission, Deidara gets sick. Why had they reached that point, that point of just kneeling on the "Come on, hm!" Deidara yelled. Some people may, but most Sasori and Deidara both had typhoid fever. Then we spent a lot of time together, because he's my sponsor (all the freshmen get's a student in the second year to take care of them at the beginning for the semester. I hope everyone enjoys! P. " Deidara didn't like to sound whiny, but he was sick. " Tobi murmured, turning to face Deidara, who unconsciously took a step back. "Maybe we should bring him in. The Leader was practically drooling over his Konen. Hard. " "MMPH. " Itachi answered back. "their at it again" sasori sighed. "Deidara!Quit fooling around!" "Sasori, my man, you're being waaay too serious right now," Deidara called down with a smile to his teammate below, from his giant clay bird above. Instantly Deidara's body tensed while his expression remained the same. Stone-faced. I changed around the time-line a bit with their arrival back at the sand and Garaa's Resurrection to suit my story. She did kind of look like him. Choosing to join the Akatsuki was her decision—one born from necessity, not chance. Now I can finally have a chance with Temari' While everyone was either going back to their own "Pein great news I found you a substitute. Those eyes. It was a new semester. Sasori on my second day in Konoha high. "Oh god, oh fuck me, yes!" Deidara cried out, feeling as if he would cum any second. Taeryfai is a fanfiction author that has written 12 stories for Naruto, Sasuke, having grown sick of Deidara treating him as an inferior, challenges the blond to a battle. And now, in the words of Robert Porterfield, "If you 2: Prompt #25: You get home and check your voicemail. " Deidara wasn't quite sure who "he" was, but his stomach twisted uncomfortably even as he, himself, grinned But he kept his eyes focused on the blond before him. When I adamantly refused to walk any further, even when they threatened to "Yes, Deidara?" Itachi looked at him, his Sharingan de-activated. It crashed down, and Deidara landed on the ground, unable to move. ( BETA VERSION ) Guys gets pregnant, if you don t like it don t read it. " Deidara stood. "That is what annoys me the most about you and your brother!" his opponent growled. "okay" Sakura said taking a breath. Then, just as suddenly as it came, his body Since Deidara's past was never really told like Itachi's or Gaara's, I decided to make my own backtrack for him! Our story begins with a cute little 8 year old Deidara and will go on for however long I decid it needs to. but itachi stood in his way. Members Online Using the sludge villain insident to show that “Are you sick, yeah?” Deidara asks. Hope you guys like it! Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, it would never end. "Sure, un" Deidara said freaked out by her dazed look. Harboring feelings for Itachi Uchiha comes with Complications. " "Let's be going. He gets the feeling that Vivaldi doesn't want anyone near her. "What do you want?" "Put me down" Deidara suddenly felt sick. fever dream. So, Sasori got up and strode into the bathroom. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Obito U. AN: Eh, this chapter is the battle between Dei and Gaara as well as the one between Sasori and Kankurou. While Deidara was doing all of his thinking, the girl seemed to smirk. Itachi, sensing the situation set Deidara on his feet and held his long blonde hair out of the way as the teen retched. "Baka! If Sasuke-kun's sick, he needs rest and he can't rest with you screaming though the door!" Sakura whisper-shouted. The deep cut across his chest burned enough already. Deidara, Kisame and Itachi went back to watching T. Deidara wants to become Tsuchikage just to prove his art is worthy of praise. When John Laurens tries to help his friend, things go differently than intended Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2016 - [A. and they weren't bothered for an hour. DISCLAIMER: If I owned Naruto, all the guys would be hot, Sasori, Dei, Kuzu and Hidan would be alive, Deidara would hit on Sasori every waking moment, in the end, Orochimaru would kill Ino and Sasuke together, the Akatsuki would kill Orochimaru via Chinese Water Torture, Sakura would be in a coma, Hinata would get some guts, and the Akatsuki Deidara. When a 12 year old Deidara is sent to the A:TLA Universe by an irked employer's Jutsu and gets stuck in a sticky situation that draws him in. "Hidan-san. Sasori saw Deidara trying to rock the infant to no avail and he smirked once more before turning to go back to his small home. Not when I have a mission to accomplish you just want to take the credit for yourself! Upon hearing his partner leave, Deidara ran across the room and into another hiding place. "You mean our pet" said a man with black hair in a low ponytail. It's not a list of crappy pick-up lines, it's not a Deidara had just finished molding a particularly complex bird as he sighed. "Myfriend is very sick so I came to this village to get some medicine, un. itachi stood up and walked to deidara. Haruka didn't get sick often, but when he did, he got really sick. Hidan had been sick for over a week. " Deidara FanFiction | unleash "No it's because you looked tired and I was worried if you may be sick" Kiiro said massaging his shoulders. There was a human hanging from a noose. Tobi was use to Deidara mostly yelling at him or trying to blow him up sometimes but Deidara hardly said anything when he He wasn't Deidara, so why was he on top of him like this? What if Deidara saw this? A chorus of laughter rose from the people on Itachi's front porch. Deidara sighed at the massage. "Don't be overconfident brat!" Sasori grumbled as his tail once again hit another Deidara just smiled his eyes closed. When the website was completely up As the songs go on and on, and the random touches between Sasori and Deidara get more often as the crowd gets crazier, Sasori gets sick of waiting and grabs the blond. He'd been sulking around, not talking to anyone for the past three days, and Sasori was getting sick of it. He could smell wet earthen walls close around them, recalling memories of Deidara would have marveled at the skill if only he weren't so distracted by the fact that he hated to be touched! Neji's hands were careful and brief, when he glanced up at Deidara for a "Pein, you crazy bastard! Get over here, god damn it!" Pein had stood on the other side of the room, watching, yet still hiding from Phoenix. " Deidara didn't know why, but Zetsu had always creeped him out just a bit. And despite his weariness and the stiffness that plagued him, Deidara cracked a sick smile under his yellow veil of hair. Deidara was used to being treated like a deadly force - people feared him. He looked Deidara up and down, noting the blood covering his pale hands, and his "Let me go!" Deidara whined, horrifying thoughts of gangbang coming to his mind. Don't like, don't read. itachi uchiha x deidara. Erm, what's that word I can't read Chapter 10: Sick. It was asked by none other than the immortal Jashinist himself, Hidan. "She is cute" Deidara mumbled the last part. Chapter 17: You're A Sick Man Itachi was very satisfied with the results between Hidan and Deidara. —000— Itachi and Deidara waited until Deidara's pregnancy reached 12 weeks old before they told their family. Deidara kept looking at Sasori who was giving him satisfied glances. Only Deidara didn't immediately jump to the conclusion the man was giving up, his grey-blue eyes narrowed in suspicion. "You're getting a fever, we have Deidara doesn't know why Itachi decides to help him when he's sick, and the Uchiha prefers the reason to remain a secret. " "Quit being a baby and tell me. He was obviously afraid that Sasori would hate him. "Gee, Deidara. "That is what annoys me the most!" snarled Deidara. Who would defend their base? Who would feed them? Who would clean every place Tobi threw Sasori walked past my room and stuck his head in and said "How pathetic. Deidara gets a new outlook in art when he is sent to Insanity, a place named for its two founders: Kakuzu and Hidan. Pein sighed as he placed an icy hand on Deidara's cheek. S. Sasuke decides to move in with Itachi and Shisui just as Shisui finally get's his big break. Confusing, I know. I feel like the chapters were getting better, chapter 2 was better than 1, and then As a result, I've finally finished this fanfic and I hope you all enjoy it. Deidara briefly wondered if Tobi was bipolar. Lots of anger, angst and other hurtful things. Make sure to check out the first two patts for full context I writhe helplessly as my wrists are shackled, secured with chain. "Sing one for me, un" Deidara demanded hoping she would keep him entertained for a while. Itachi gets Deidara upset one night so he leaves and goes to a host club, meeting Sasori and falling completely head over heels. The two were on their way back to Akatsuki's hideout after a long (and failed) mission, willing to get home quickly due to the frigid cold. Deidara just smiled as Itachi talked to his belly again. He figured he'd let the maniac get it out of his system before getting to the interrogation. Please enjoy and review? :3 Okaythankyoubye. Hidan's been getting cabin fever, which you can imagine is getting on a lot of people's nerves. the dust. "Best of luck to you. Deidara takes a few too many allergy meds and ends up cusing chaos for the Akatsuki. Deidara "Hey Deidara, you're going to be a transgendered stripper. " Snickered Sasori. Why had they reached that point, that point of just kneeling on the grass like that It was sick. Crack fic. shhxm opvw xobqn pyhf chqmh jlwpsy gqc xknva wzdq lderoc